01 Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. 01.05
02 One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes and then walk away. 07.05
03 WIFI went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was. 11.05
05 On this Rakhi, let’s bring back the lively spirit of childhood, play pranks with each other and become that wacky siblings we were always. Happy Raksha Bandhan. 02.08
07 I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. 01.05
10 My wife’s not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, -All kids smell that way. 11.05
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